Class

Whatever happened to fair dealing?
And pure ethics
And nice manners?
Why is it everyone now is a pain in the ass?
Whatever happened to class?

Class.
Whatever happened to, "Please, may I?"
And, "Yes, thank you?"
And, "How charming?"
Now, every son of a bitch is a snake in the grass
Whatever happened to class?

Class! Ah, there ain't no gentlemen
To open up the doors
There ain't no ladies now,
There's only pigs and whores
And even kids'll knock ya down
So's they can pass
Nobody's got no class!

Whatever happened to old values?

And fine morals?

And good breeding?

Now, no one even says "oops" when they're
Passing their gas
Whatevcer happened to class?

Class

Ah, there ain't no gentlemen
That's fit for any use
And any girl'd touch your privates
For a deuce

And even kids'll kick your shins and give you sass
(And even kids'll kick your shins and give you sass )

Nobody's got no class!

All you ready about today is rape and theft

Jesus Christ, ain't there no decency left?

Nobody's got no class!

Everybody you watch

'S got his brains in his crotch

Holy crap
(Holy crap )

What a shame
(What a shame)

What became of class?